Odd thoughts. 

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 12/10/2016 at 22:54 • Filed to: I'm not high. I promise

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GTI for your time. NSFW question in a few.

If we could fart through our dicks, would they flap like a deflating balloon or trumpet like an elephant trunk?

Wacko > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 22:56

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No, because it would also do that when you pee.

Edit. Not high my ass.

Wacko > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 22:58

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TheJWT > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:00

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I was thinking more of a kazoo-type deal

fhrblig > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:09

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It would be like the valve on a whoopie cushion.

ToyotaFamily > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:10

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well now we’ll be pooping in the urinals i guess

LongbowMkII > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:11

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Depends on the length and diameter of the horn as it were.

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:16

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Definitely a kazoo type noise. Not loose enough to be like a deflating ballon.

Oh, and would you mind telling me around how much leather would cost on a 2014 Ram quad cab? Like regular black leather with perforated inserts?

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:18

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I think it’d be pretty much like this:

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 12/10/2016 at 23:40

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I always wanted to attach one of these to my BOV.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:41

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I’d tend toward the balloon. It’d be like a micro-queef.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > jkm7680 12/10/2016 at 23:48

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If you were to get it done in Charlotte, $999 + tax. So like 1071.43.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 12/10/2016 at 23:52

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I’m seriously thinking about doing this to my friend’s SC300 one day at work while he’s busy at his desk.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:55

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It would sound like a pipe organ

OPPOsaurus WRX > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/10/2016 at 23:58

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Maybe like a dog whistle

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/11/2016 at 00:10

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Thanks, that’s a really good price. Would red stitching run much extra?

And with a bench seat? Like the ones with the armrest doubling as the backrest?

Mercedes Streeter > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/11/2016 at 01:15

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In my experience, it sounds like the “squishing” sound effect involving moist things in movies...

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > jkm7680 12/11/2016 at 01:36

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Like $25 extra. We do things by row because it’s how they charge the shop. We pay a flat rate for leather kits. Like a 2 row high volume is a certain wholesale rate, 2 tone is 15% up on that, and we basically pay labor costs for stitching or perforated inserts if the kit normally doesn’t have them. Main issue is that we can’t just pull one out of a warehouse.

our parent company is Roadwire so if you go to their instagram you can see what we can do

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 12/11/2016 at 01:41

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I imagine that would be fun for about a day. But if I could find a free duck call I would do it to someone.

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 12/11/2016 at 10:16

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Awesome, thanks!